How many Tea Party Caucus members does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Trick question. You have to deregulate utilities companies first, and then let the market decide a new standard for electricity. Then the electricity has to be sold by brokers. Also, the mandate for fluorescent lights needs to be repealed. Then and only then, will a Tea Party Caucus member have the maid change the light-bulb.
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